remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

(Source: devotionii)

godheadcomplex:

if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china

maggotbrainnn:

stalkingdaley:

my life is dedicated to people I don’t even know

my life is dedicated to people that don’t even exist

the-fandom-queen-of-skaia:

shazelblue:

what if saliva was just ur taste buds jerking off to attractive food

I tried to scroll.

I tried so fucking hard.

(Source: cohfee)

fiftyshadesofaustin:

theshadyslut:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

We say “two weeks”

what

“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich

(Source: heronqueenblues)

virginclub:

virginclub:

virginclub:

THIS ONE TIME I PISSED MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GROCERY STORE AND STARTED CRYING

THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

WAIT THIS WAS MY POST