cyborgboi11:

go dumb and disregard ur differences
tastefullyoffensive:

[theoatmeal]

stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

tastefullyoffensive:

[theoatmeal]
— Unknown (via stevenbong)

Yes

(via vogue-pussyxo)

(Source: little-roro)

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

parents: "schools easy"
me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"

unsparks:

my pet peeve is when someone ignores you

like if we have a problem then let’s fucking address it

abbygubler:

abbygubler:

abbygubler:

what does shrek say when he has a ton of work?

i’m swamped 

also I hate myself 

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

bl-ossomed:

v-anillamoon:


Advice from the 6 bus

this is golden

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